Hipster Girl Lyrics

[Hipster girl:]
So check this. I just read the Pitchfork review of the new Pavement reissue. MC Lars Horris - Hipster Girl - http://motolyrics.com/mc-lars-horris/hipster-girl-lyrics.html
Stephen Malkumus is a genius, but let's face it - he's no Conor Oberst. I'm just saying.
It's not 1994 anymore, duh. Did I show you my new mini skirt/leggings combo?