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Michael McGuire - Mr. Bridges lyrics
MR. BRIDGES
© Electric Babylon Music Author: M.M.
The first time I met Mr. Bridges he looked like a walking skeleton, eyes 
set deep; sunken cheeks; I bet he didnt weigh ninety pounds, he was 
an old world character; talked tough but you knew he was really tender, 
I was Mr. Bridges route man for about three years; every Friday Id 
bring in his clean uniforms, it was what we call a house stop; just one 
man on the invoice and Mr. Bridges never kept a copy, Id walk into the 
dirty garage that had piles of relics from engines now at rest, hed 
always say something like do you have all my uniforms; you shorted 
me last week you little cocksucker, it always smelt like dog piss and in 
the winter it was dark and warm, and those big dogs he had chained up 
in there were mean as hell and wouldnt hardly let you get near him, he 
loved those dogs and they loved him they would roll around at his feet 
like puppies, and he would smile so childlike so oblivious and pet them 
and tell them what good boys they were, it was a c.o.d. account and 
Mr. Bridges would always pay me a little over and tell me to keep the 
change, he would always say; smiling widely Im the only one that does 
that aint I , I would always smile and say yes Mr. Bridges you are; 
youre the only one left who appreciates a good route man, he would 
often tell me he had started the service back in nineteen and fifty two, 
back when Joe Barnes started the company and was going door to door 
himself selling shop rags, did you know Joe Barnes he would ask and 
Id say no Mr. Bridges that was before my time, the guys name was 
actually Barr but I never corrected him, but now for some strange 
reason that I cant really put my finger on I wish I would have, there Michael McGuire - Mr. Bridges - http://motolyrics.com/michael-mcguire/mr-bridges-lyrics.html
was one story he told me a few times about his first route man back 
years ago when even he was a young man, his name was Jerry Bell and 
he was a great guy Mr. Bridges said, they even had a beer or two on 
Christmas when hed make his stop, but you cant do that these days 
and I would agree and say no they would fire my ass in a second, he 
said Jerry had some kind of problems with his marriage; he didnt know 
the details, but one weekend Jerry drove down into Alabama late at 
night and they found he had parked and shot himself in his car, he 
always said at the end of the story that he thought about that a lot and 
that it always hurt his heart, toward the end when I would come in he 
would say oh son Im in a hell of a shape, he always either called me 
cocksucker or son Im not sure if he even knew my name, he would say 
Im bleeding inside and they cant stop it, I didnt know what to say 
when he would tell me this; it just seems embarrassing when someone 
tells you there dying, but I kept coming every Friday till one day he just 
wasnt there. 
His name was Hershel; Hershel Bridges but I always called him Mr. 
Bridges, I still drive down Wedgwood by that old garage behind his 
house every Friday, and that old brown truck he used to drive is still 
parked out in front of it, I can still see him sliding slowly into the front 
seat to go pick up some parts, I can still hear that pained and puzzled 
voice saying oh son Im in a hell of a shape, I still think of that story he 
told me about that other route driver and how that hurt his heart, and 
you know I believe it really did. 
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