Has Anybody Seen My Monster? Lyrics

Has anybody seen my monster
Stalking around with an axe to grind
If you see him you better walk on by,
because that monster, he's no friend of mine
Maybe he won't be back
Maybe he won't be back
for quite a long time

Has anybody seen my monster
Lying still waiting to strike
If he's sleeping don't you wake him up
Just let him dream his life away
Maybe he will not wake
Maybe he will not wake
For quite a long time

That fiery devilish hypocrite witch
about my weight, about my size
That fiery devilish monster living in my eyes
and if you see him, run for cover
and if you see him, run for your life
Don't want to see him, don't want to be him
Don't want to be him or his wife
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Has anybody seen my monster
He's stalking on claws of steel
Don't stop to ask him why he's so restless
just let him search for what he cannot feel
Maybe he will not want
Maybe he will not want
For quite a long time

That fiery, devilish, hypocrite-witch
About my weight, about my size
That fiery, devilish monster living in my eyes

Has anybody seen my monster?
He's about my weight, about my size.
Got curly brown hair and big brown eyes
A skinny little thing
Well, if you see him coming
I said, if you see him coming
You better walk on by
You better walk on by
You better walk on by
'cause my monster can be a real
BITCH!