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Midtown - Funky lyrics
[Keith] Yo whattup Ced? This beat is funky
 [C.Gee] Word up Kool Keith you know why this beat is funky?
 Cause I ain't havin it no other way
 [Keith] Word
 [C.Gee] So bust this, yo Keith
 I want you to rip this beat apart, it's on you
 [Kool Keith]
 I keep stamina, for a beat that's rocketable
 For you wack MC's, it's jocketable
 Bite the notes and quotes, analysis
 Home pissed as I disrespect you obedients
 But my rhymes correct you like a switch
 to a small mistake
 I wax all of you, and leave your ears to ache
 You need Excedrin, Anacin, medicine
 And for your brain, what better sin stupid
 Now you picked your choice
 You didn't win now you're seein my voice
 in the flesh, step out your radio
 No illusions, back in stereo
 So here we go as I step on to you
 I never knew you but my rhymes go through you
 like acid, I burn your whole suit off
 I'm Heat Miser, and you're Rudolph
 For any date and time you wanna square off
 My rhymes are clippers, they cut your hair off
 the back the sides the top above your brain
 below your skull, I step to you
 cause you're plastic, my mind is solid steel
 I make your domepiece spin like a windmill
 Slow, I think it's time to go
 I'm not havin it
 Whattup Trev? I'm not havin it
 I'm runnin the universe about right now
 [TR Love]
 Yeah? Yo Ced Gee, what you got to add to that?
 [Ced Gee]
 I tell a crowd of rappers, I need a whole stadium
 The Kingdome, an arena or palladium
 Step off, while I walk on stage
 with the rhyme missile, cold blowin your ass up
 For better safety, leave your mask up
 Musically, I'm like lye in your face
 I drown meters with tons of bass
 You can't take it, the funkier I make itMidtown - Funky - http://motolyrics.com/midtown/funky-lyrics.html
 With brick walls, you can't break it
 Toy boy, you beat the Noyd
 I be a Jetson, smooth like Elroy
 Blastoff, I pull your cells out a socket
 A twelve gauge with rhymes I gotta cock it
 I'm deep fryin, chicken MC's who fell off
 Recruited as a boy scout
 And now the sissy, becomes a girl scout
 Tryin to rip and lift and shift style to mines
 on the wack-ass beat
 I get unique, write rhymes for your feet
 to shuffle, watch your shoes scuffle on down
 to the funky rhythm that I give em
 Ced Gee on the mic, I'm not havin it
 Word up, I'm not havin it man
 I'm fed up with all this nonsense goin on
 [TR Love]
 Yeah I see a lot of things gettin out of hand out here
 So Keith, get it off your chest
 [Kool Keith]
 I'm not that average rapper, nobody's equal
 And for the biter, his beat will
 grow and grow and grow, til he finds out
 He's not a pro-fessionally,
 up to par, with myself
 No comp', I like to battle myself
 by myself, compete again myself
 Score myself, on these weak ass charts
 How can a fool say he's on the top?
 Eight million rappers, my rhymes stop
 with lyric bombs, the wack ones drop
 like snowflakes, they turn to cornflakes
 My voice shakes, causin earthquakes in Michigan
 parts of New York
 For local rappers, ducks who tryo to hawk
 on the avenue, my rhymes are international
 Covering, worldly smothering
 I'm brain bustin, so take a Bufferin quick
 until your knots start to heal
 and go down, and feel OK
 But like my son, you still obey
 certain laws, a major is a factor
 I pull your skull out, move it with a tractor
 Diesel power, crushin MC's who try to
 talk and mix and change and bite the lyrics
 of a master, I'm Kool Keith, I'm not havin it








