Last Dead Mouse Lyrics

Step right up, gather round
Greatest salesman in town
Selling something seldom sold
Step up, step up, step up, behold

Dead mice for sale
They're going fast, like hell
Last dead mouse, now, don't be shy
There's never been a better time to buy

Last dead mouse but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You've got to be crazy with prices like these

No overhead, so, I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse, well, that's why I yell

Step right up, ladies and gents
Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
It's a steal at any price
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Half a buck, last in stock
Be the first one on your block
No need to walk, no need to feed
Satisfaction guaranteed

Last dead mouse but I'll get more
I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
You've got to be crazy with prices like these

No overhead, so, I can keep down the cost
I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
I believe in my product, I love what I sell
Last dead mouse, well, that's why I yell

Nice and easy now, nice and easy now
Nice and easy now

Aah, last dead mouse, last dead mouse
Last dead mouse
Last dead mouse, last dead mouse
Last dead mouse