Retard Song Lyrics

me like to go down to the church
and drink some holy water
but I don't like it...
the priest don't like it
but me can't seem to help it

sail away - oh - away - oh
you live me life free like a birdie
cause me like to sing
me likes what me do
and me can't seem to help it

i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
hoo-hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo-hoo

i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
hoo hoo hoo hoo-hoo
i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound

sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
oh - we all going on a field trip -
a field trip -
a field trip -
a field trip -
a field trip -
a field t-trip -
a field trip -
a field trip -
a field trip

Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross
- touch me thing

sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today Mindless Self Indulgence - Retard Song - http://motolyrics.com/mindless-self-indulgence/retard-song-lyrics.html
me think me turn 22 today
will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today
but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel

then the milkman came
the milkman came and he took them fish
he took them fish
now me crying - me crying
the milkman make me cry..
then the mailman came

make me pee-pee on the floor
hide me sandwich in me drawer
the... hit my head against the door
this is some kind of dream

me likes to go down to the park
and take them nuts from them squirrels
and... you know what?
time is...
it's the closet for me
the closet for me
it's so dark me cannot see
it's the closet for me
the closet for me
Mr. Harry said that will teach me

No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
my friend's the seat on my toilet
and he always seem to shout at me
oh-oh, mister, don't you pee on me
when I'm shitting it's a totally different story
then he doesn't seem to play me mind
he's not afraid of my fat behind
and on the unfortunate occasion
when I miss the bowl and pee on him
lets me off with a smile and a warning
don't do it again