Running With Scissors Lyrics

The only way that I'll make the papers

These days is if I load a gun

And fire a bullet into my brain

But then again the hackneyed hacks

Will only write

I'm only jumping

Someone else's train

It's always the same

And I can't begin to tell you now

How many strange beds I have known

I was never one to kiss and tell

But I do have a scandal to sell

Didn't your mother tell you

Don't run with scissors?

You might just fall

And hurt yourself

They could impale you

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'Cause being stabbed

Is not good for your health

[Incomprehensible]

No, I won't confess all of my sins

'Cause some of my sins are your sins too

I'd rather die on my feet

Than live down on my knees

It's a dangerous game

Running with scissors

Wouldn't wish you to fall

And hurt yourself

It's such a crying shame

To see you running with scissors

But stabbing yourself

Is exactly what you deserve

So why don't you put the scissors down

Before you hurt someone?