Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,Monty Are I - Isn't It Awfully Nice To Have A Penis - http://motolyrics.com/monty-are-i/isnt-it-awfully-nice-to-have-a-penis-lyrics.html
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't
come
back.