You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here Lyrics

You're probably wondering

Why I'm here

And so am I

So am I

Just as much as you wonder

'Bout me bein' in this place

Yeah!

That's just how much I marvel

At the lameness on your face

You rise each day the same old way

And join your friends out on the street

Spray your hair

And think you're neat

I think your life is incomplete

But maybe that's not for me to say

They only pay me here to play

I wanna hear Caravan with a drum solo

You're probably wondering

Why I'm here

And so am I

So am I

Just as much as you wonder

'Bout me starin' back at you

Yeah!

That's just how much I question

The corny things you do

You paint your face and then you chase
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To meet the gang where the action is

Stomp all night

And drink your fizz

Roll your car and say "Gee whiz!"

You tore a big hole in your convertible top

What will you tell your Mom and Pop?

Mam, I tore a big hole in the convertible

You're probably wondering

Why I'm here

And so am I

So am I

Just as much as you wonder

If I mean just what I say

Yeah!

That's just how much I question

The social games you play

You told your Mom you're stoked on Tom

And went for a cruise in Freddie's car

Tommy's asking

Where you are

You boogied all night in a cheesy bar

Plastic boots and plastic hat

And you think you know where it's at?

Yeah!

You're probably wondering

Why I'm here

(Not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)