Onions make me cry Lyrics

Spoken: You may not know this, but I'm really a very sentimental dog.
I cry easily. Onions, for instance, always make me cry.

I'll admit I split bananas,
Take Easter eggs and make them dye.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?

Once I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my oh my.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?Muppets - Onions make me cry - http://motolyrics.com/muppets/onions-make-me-cry-lyrics.html

Potatoes I've mashed, and berries I've crushed,
I've made an artichoke, and that's not all.
I've also whipped cream, and beaten an egg.
Yes, I've even made a melon ball.

Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
If punished I would know just why.
But I never harmed an onion
So why should they make me cry?
Oh why should they make me cry?