Burlesque Lyrics

Burlesque

When a cabinet minister resigns
Circumstances must be carefully defined
She-Neil in IBoRmVirtue versus vices
Only causes crises
No scandal with ideals can be combined
When a cabinet minister resigns
Should the name of law & order be maligned,
they're privately distressed!
The public is impressed!
When a cabinet minister resigns

The media and press
Predictably will guess
What the thoroughly reliable
Officially deniable
Sources all suggest
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When a cabinet minister resigns
And once he's made it up he never change his mind
To perform a noble deed
Is what the nation needs
When a cabinet minister resigns

When a cabinet minister resigns
He leaves responsibilities behind
Along with problems still unsolved
Remember morals are involved!
WHEN a cabiNET minister RE-signs!

When a cabinet minister resigns
He leaves responsibilities behind
Along with problems still unsolved
Remember morals are involved!
When a cabinet minister resigns
Oh when a cabinet minister resigns
OH WHEN A CABINET MINISTER RESIGNS!