I Don't Believe in Santa Anymore Lyrics

I Don't Believe in Santa Anymore

I don't believe in Santa anymore
He's never answered anything I've written
Him and all his "have you been a good boy?"
To me he's just a silly fat old git

Now I don't believe in Santa anymore
My trust in him was all a big mistake
Whoever saw him climbing down a chimney
And as for red nosed reindeer, what a fake

Each Christmas Eve I'd lie in bed and stay awakeNeil Innes - I Don't Believe in Santa Anymore - http://motolyrics.com/neil-innes/i-dont-believe-in-santa-anymore-lyrics.html
Just to catch a glimpse of his white beard
I suppose it's just coincidence that I was fast asleep
Whenever he appeared

Now I don't believe in Santa anymore
With all his jingle bells and yo ho ho
Scaring kids and ripping off their grannies
He's just a bloke in some grotty grotto

Now my credulence in Santa has run out
From now on he's just a monumental bore
Since I found another way to have a stocking filled
I don't believe in Santa anymore