It's Hard To Make It When You're Straight Lyrics

It's Hard To Make It When You're Straight

Its hard to make it when you're straight,
It gets better,much better,
The more you deviate!

If you're remotely regal,
Its absolutely legal!

You can blame it on your mother,
If you want to love a brother.

Just find a special friend,
And you'll get lucky in the end!
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For its hard to make it when you're straight!

Its hard! (So very hard)
Its hard! (So very hard)

Its hard to make it when you're straight,
When there's nothing in your closet you want to liberate!

If your instincts as a pansy are only transient,
You can talk about it freely,without embarassment,
But if the ring upon your finger is the only thing that's bent......

Then its hard to make it when you're straight!

Its hard to....