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What Noise Annoys A Noisy Oyster?

this is actually Neil from Rutland Weekend TelevisionWhat noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

How, when, why? Who, what, where?
I don't know and I don't care!

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

This is just a song about an oyster
Oysters are so slippery and wet
Oysters have a pearl amongst the moisture
And make the sort of noise you can't forget

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
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(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

Innes much as more or less
Can you tell me? Can you guess?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
(A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!)

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?