Miley Cyrus' Bangerz tour arrived in London last night (May 6), and it was a low-key, intimate affair.
Except we're joking, obviously. Her first show since her recent hospitalisation for an allergic reaction to antibiotics, Miley proved she was back in a big way, calling the crowd a "bunch of fucking sluts".
She also accused the mainly tweenage crowd of taking drugs, saying: "I'm sure you guys smell of alcohol and you've been smoking weed and you've been taking tons of pills." We're sure that went down well with all the parents in the room.
The giant cuddly tours, bizarre props and crazy costumes were all there, as were Miley's grand, tongue-sliding entrance and eyebrow-raising, touchy-feely dance on the hood of a car. At one point, Miley's mother Tish had to come onstage to save Miley from a leotard malfunction.