Rock star Tommy Lee has dedicated a chapter of his autobiography to his manhood.
The Motley Crue drummer has made his penis one of the main stars of his forthcoming autobiography, Tommyland reports Femalefirst.
But the 42-year-old star admitted he had to write down the lyrics to the song - which included "My baloney has a first name, it's p-e-n-i-s" before calling his future wife and serenading her - so he didn't forget them.
He explained: "You can't wing something like that unless you're a freestyle rapper, which I ain't."
The book, which is already a bestseller in America, also offers readers intimate sex tips and less revealing details about his marriages to Anderson and supermodel Heather Locklear.
The rock star has already admitted he used the book as an opportunity to dispel rumours about his life.
He said: "I just turned 42 and I thought this would be a good time to document my life up to now. Another reason is it was selfishly therapeutic."
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