Im A Cow Lyrics

*mooing intro*

I'm a cow can't you see that I live in the country
Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow
Hills are high, grass is green, headed for a fat holstein
Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow

Chew my cud, eat my hay, same old damn thing every day
Farmer Brown ain't what he seems, he gets off on milking me

I'm a cow cant you see that I live in the country
Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow
Get your mind out the gutter, get your hand off my udder,
Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow

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Nick-nack-paddywack give a dog a bone
What's his wife say when she gets home

*yodeling*

His old wife, she makes cheese, colby, jack, swiss and brie
In the red barn she can't see what he loves to do to me

I'm a cow can't you see that I live in the country
Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow
Farmer Brown, he's a creep, how he treats those poor sheep
Moooooo-ooo, I'm a cow

Now you know what I go through, I wish that I was born Hindu
I'll pack my bags and trim my hooves, adios I'll think I'll mooooove