And Now For Something Completely Similair Lyrics

[CD lyrics:]
Hello, welcome to our CD
Can you hear the blatant similarity?
To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat

[Vinyl lyrics:]
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Turn it louder, get your neighbors pissed
Or turn it down, it don't matter to me

[Cassette lyrics:]
Hello, welcome to our cassette
Have you started feeling some regret
I guess you can't afford a CD