Great Big Stuff Lyrics

FREDDY:

"I thought I'd seen it all

I thought I knew the score

But coming here I've found a world

I've never seen before

Now I know where I belong

A life of taste and class

With culture and sophistication

Pouring out my ass!"

*spoken*

What do I want? I want this! I want this!

Ah - I want this...

"I thought I had a real gift

That penny-ante grift

But Freddy's gettin' ready now

To give his life a lift

I'm tired of bein' a chump!

I wanna be like Trump

Two hundred pounds of caviar in one gigantic lump

Gimme Great Big Stuff!

This is how I gotta live

Great Big Stuff!

Oh-oh no alternative

Great Big Stuff!

I want my silver spoon

Don't need it right now

But I better get it soon

Ow! I want a mansion with a moat

Around which I will float

With some vast-bottom babies

In my glass-bottom boat"

FREDDY/HOUSEKEEPERS:

"A house in the Bahamas

FREDDY:

"Paisley silk pajamas

Poker with Al Roker

And our friend Lorenzo Lamas

Gimme-

FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:

"Great Big Stuff!

FREDDY:

"I really do deserve it

FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:

"Great Big Stuff

FREDDY:

"With servants who will serve it.

FREDDY/ENSEMBLE:

"Great Big Stuff

FREDDY:

"I don't give a damn what it's fer

Every day's my birthday

Every night is my Bar Mitzver.

Oh give me a home

Where the centerfolds roam

Guccione on the phone, he

Got a party goin' on

And Heff'll have me over

To play some naked Twister,

Blotto in the Grotto

With a Playmate and her sister"

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY:

*spoken* Ooh! Rap stars'll love me!

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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

*spoken* I get me a posse, a'ight!
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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

"Chillin' in the city

Sittin' pretty in the Caddy

With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy"

*spoken* -or whatever!

I'll change my name too!

Get my hatchback all pimped out.

"The Islands in the winter

The Hamptons in the summer

The fashion plate I date'll give me

Hummers in my Hummer.

The cash to keep me idle,

The chicks to keep me vital,

The pills to keep me happy

Even when I'm suicidal."

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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

Nothin' crass or crappy -

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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

That would make me very happy

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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

Bring it on and make it snappy!

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FREDDY:

*spoken* I want some really classy shit!

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FREDDY:

*spoken* Like a mink traclsuit -

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FREDDY:

*spoken* My own personal Zamboni!

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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

*spoken* Lots of unnecessary surgery -

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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

*spoken* I can finally afford to see a Broadway show!

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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

*spoken* Gout.

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"Great Big Stuff"

FREDDY:

*spoken* Bring it on and make it snappy!

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"Great Big

Great Big

Great Big

Great Big

Stuff--"

FREDDY:

*spoken* I just want someone to love me...

FOR MY MONEY!

ALL:

"Yeah!"