A Pill Lyrics

I bought a pill in a dark alley
From a hobo named Steve
He hid it in his grubby hands at first

His smile was as yellow as the bright, bright sun
When he looked at me
As he belched down the dumpster
It almost made me hurl

5.95 don't sound too bad
Plus 5% not too bad.
It didn't taste like the other pills do
After that pill was swallowed I was gonna sue.

[chorus]
I been searchin', wonderin', thinkin'
Where were those instructions?
I felt wounded, serrated, constipated
Hands felt dang irritated
It was a pill without approval
From the FDA
I was fightin', denying, that I was flying…
Atleast my headache was gone…
Thanks to that dumb, street bought pill…

The hobo said to take 2 more
To stop the feeling of flying around
I paid him an extra 20 bucks
Gulped the pills down and felt like I got hit by some trucks
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"Hey you " I yelled at icky hobo
He turned and said "WHA YOU WHU?"
And then I beat him in the head for scamming me (taking the money, leaving him be)

[chorus]
I been searchin', wonderin', thinkin'
Where were those instructions?
I felt wounded, serrated, constipated
Hands felt dang irritated
It was a pill without approval
From the FDA
I was fightin', denying, that I was flying…
Atleast my headache was gone…
Thanks to that dumb, street bought pill…

Before I left the alley,
The hobo said, "Havvv a niiice dayyy"
And I threw some trash on his head and he said "Breakfast! Yay!"
And I never got to tell him, that the pill worked as it should
On the alley wall, I took spray paint and wrote,
"Maybe I O U"

I felt wounded, serrated, constipated
The headache was atleast gone
Yeah, that was until...
I bought A pill in a dark alley
From a hobo named Steve…

-Parody Meister D
2005