Is My Face On Straight Lyrics

Inflate you waistcoat, wind down your eyes,
Tie on your best smile, check your disguise.
Dryclean your old jokes, practise despair,P.F.M. - Is My Face On Straight - http://motolyrics.com/pfm/is-my-face-on-straight-lyrics.html
Hide your relations under the stairs.
You're invited to attend the turkey party convention