Holiday song/final renidition Lyrics

Holiday Song (from final rendition)
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said, "all you need is to write them a song."
Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along.
So don't sing along.Pheobe - Holiday song/final renidition - http://motolyrics.com/pheobe/holiday-song-final-renidition-lyrics.html
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross.
And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy.
And Rachel and Chandler, [mumbles some nonsense that rhymes with "Chandler"].
Happy holidays everybody!