The Christmas Song Lyrics

Went to the mall yesterday,
Sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to get my friends
All sorts of crap.
He said all I needed to do was write them a song.
They haven't heard it so don't try to sing along, so don't sing along... Pheobe - The Christmas Song - http://motolyrics.com/pheobe/the-christmas-song-lyrics.html
Monica, Monica, have a Happy Hanukkah.
Saw Santa Clause, he said 'hello' to Ross.
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaay (supposed to be rock-ish).
And Rachel and Chandler,
Have a happy nnmmandler.