Meet Joe Brown Skit Lyrics

My name is Joe Brown,
bitches love me. *Burp*
Rule number one.
18 to 25 women age like cheese;
men age like wine.
Rule number two.
My expectations of lovely people aren't very high. *cough* *spit*
Rule number three.

American Women need to go to a Foreign country,
See how they are supposed to be treated, and maybe come home and act right.Potluck - Meet Joe Brown Skit - http://motolyrics.com/potluck/meet-joe-brown-skit-lyrics.html
Rule Number four.
Every woman is a whore, until she becomes your girl, then its all good.
Rule number five.
If you wake up in the morning and you find tampons
where your q-tips and razors used to be you know somethings
gone drastically wrong with your life.
My names Joe brown,
Bitches love me.
Man this being Fat is rough,
i don't know if i can do this no more.