Tons Of Fun Lyrics

How shallow can a man be?
I borrowed this story from a friend now a enemy,
Cause no friend of my would ever cross the line,
If he had respect for a lady of any kind

Stranger in my bed
Can't recall last night
Thats why I'm sleeping with Carnie Wilson's head
oh God, got to wash my nuts
cause ive done it once again

go! go! get dressed get out of my bed
now find your way home x 2

lucky to have survived,
she was more than twice my size.
big is beautiful
but im just a small guy
and i could break under the weight of her thighs
maybe i should quit my drinkin
what was i thinkin
oh god ive done it once again

go go get dressed get out of my bed
now find your way home x2

i had the beer goggles strapped on
passed out face down naked on the lawn
awaken by the vibration of the earth shakin
the type of girl that literally brings home the baconPresence - Tons Of Fun - http://motolyrics.com/presence/tons-of-fun-lyrics.html
in my state of mind i was hers for the takin
seems she was interested in some love makin
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it was then that i knew that we were in for wang chong
she grabbed my cock
in between sips and shits she kept on likin her lips
i could tell that she wanted my dick
had to drive to kfc for another drumstick

i feel so ashamed no one to blame but myself
ive done it once again

go get dressed get out of my bed now find your way home

go!
How Shallow can a man be?
go!
He must be to blind to see
go!
How shallow can a man be?
go!
He must be to blind to see
go!
how shallow can a man be?
go!
He must be to blind to see
go!
That shes bleeding insecurities and she cries
go!
GO!