Black And Useless Lyrics

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but Eric is black and he's dark and he's useless

he barely got a job at age seventeen...

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When he wakes up. he thinks he's white

cuz he's always with rolly and that just ain't right.

He takes a bath for like forty five minutes.

wasting soap and water he respects knows no shower limits

Eating like a fatass he eats everything

when no one is around him he even eats his SKIN!!

[laughting histerically] (eating skin off arms)(saying dumb shit)

When he's around chicks he imagines them NAKED.

like a texas double whopper with a lot of extra BACON.

But they're all taken. and not regrettin

ever being part of that nigga's rejection

but being Eric isn't EASY....EASY!

cuz all his pick up lines are very very cheesy....CHEESY!

but don't forget that....

Eric is black and he's dark and he's useless
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he barely got a job at age seventeen...

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And now he's looking for the girl of his dreams

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but Eric is black and he's dark and he's useless

he barely got a job at age seventeen...

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now pissed at the world cuz he never gets laid

rejected by all women he might even turn GAY

but nobody understand him his thought, words, and actions

he always loses girls cuz they're effectuate attractions

but this is just a story. very PROPAGATORY.

we don't wanna say names but there's this one chick named Tori.

bitches come and go but he will always have his bros

haven't you ever heard the saying... bros before hoes?

and that's how we roll. its time for us to go.

to make fun of bitches and people we don't know.

PEACE!

Thanks to -Mr.Louie