Pretend friend Lyrics

This is my pretend friend
Treat him with kindness
Take her wherever i go
Just so there's someone i know

He's made of plastic
So she won't talk back
He is a good friend
Because she's pretend
Pretend

This is my pretend friend
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He's filled her head the facts of my unspeakable acts
He'll talk for hours she never sours
He is a good friend she doesn't offend

O-offend doesn't offend
This is my pretend friend
She fakes it so well
I fuck him every night and brag about it
But then it's quite true that i don't like you

You are a good friend because you are pretend
Pretend (x4)