I Ain't Goin' Nowhere Lyrics

never go nowhere, man

I never go nowhere

Traffic's bad out there, man.

I'm savin' wear and tear.

I like conditioned air, man

I never go nowhere

I go

Upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs,

Living room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room,

Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer,

Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video,

Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg,

Beer count wearin' thin, speed dial,

Order in.

I ain't goin' nowhere, man.

I ain't goin' nowhere

It's dangerous out there, man

Might 'a been a big bomb scare.

Hard to get off of this easy chair.

I ain't goin' nowhere

I go

Online, dsl, amazon, buy and sell,

Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today,

Plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge,

J.Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN

JPEG, e.mail, pop-up she-male

Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam.

I think it's ma'am
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I ain't goin' nowhere, man

Never gonna go nowhere

It's a bungled jungle out there, man

Some kid got mauled by a bear

Surround sound in my own lair

I ain't goin' nowhere .

I got

Perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call

Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on.

PIN Code, keypad, relay, pepper spray,

Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug 'n play.

Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibel,

Choppers up, sonic boom,

Activate the panic room.

I'm on,

Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor

Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet

Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax,

Plavix, Keflex, Next day Fedex

Zithromax Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax,

Prozac, Ativan, Aderol,

I take 'em all.

I ain't goin' nowhere, man.

Never gonna go nowhere

I'm cuttin' my own hair, man

Nothin' I need out there.

Outside sunny but inside cher

I ain't goin' nowhere.
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