Couch Potato Lyrics

Jordan-'Ahhhh Jordan can you wash up, ahh Jordan can you just do something round the house for once' f*ck off! Rrrr shut up mum I aint doing nuttin round the house
Check me out im a proper couch potato
no one here can do anything else without my say so uh,
I don't play no games yo gte me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo
what im a proper couch potato
no one here can do anything else without my say so uh
I don't play no games yo
check it out what so to go to the gym I pay 30 quid a month
in the last month ive been once I am done
I go at half twelve and I leave by one
cos I realise that jamming' on my sofas more fun
all I do is watch friends
probably the reason why ive not got friends
yeah what men the day I move
is the day that people say that Rachael's got pegged
yeah I don't play no games
sitting here sipping on some pino gregio
yo getting texts of my ex wanting sex bruv
parred everyone still she is quite safe though
yo what the theme though
basically lay-low stay in play halo breaks at my say so
what? And if I do go out well im getting cheesy chips on the way home
[CHORUS]
This is how I want to live my life for all these years to come
and I will do it I will do it
and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb
but I will do it I will do it
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Listen up yo I said check me out im a proper couch potato
no one here can do anything else without my say so uh
I don't play no games yo get me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo
what im a proper couch potato
no one can do anything else without my say so
uh I don't play no games yo yeah
I leave the sofa looking like my arse cheek
yard reeks having let my bath leak since last week
Jordan-I cant be bothered to do the rest of this song
Harley-oh oh ohhoh ohohohooooh
Jordan-cant be f*cked mate
harley-do it!
Jordan-I cant be arsed
harley-your so lazy mate!
Jordan-Hahaha, its not my fault I got bet-
Harley-do something mate
Jordan- I got better things to do
Harley- like what?
Jordan-f*cking eat.
Harley-Eat? You eat about ten minutes ago ,go on do it
Jordan-ahhh f*cking hell ahh you know what, I really cant be arsed
[CHORUS]
This is how I want to live my life for all these years to come
and I will do it I will do it
and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb
but I will do it I will do it
Jordan-check me out.