Rodney Dangerfield

Rappin' Rodney Lyrics

Rappin' Rodney video

Votes:
0
Composers:
  • Rodney Dangerfield
  • J.b. Moore
  • Dennis Blair
  • Scott Henry
  • Douglas Hoyt
  • Robert Ford Jr.
Tags:
  • harsh but true
  • on vinyl
Wrong lyrics?

Rodney Dangerfield - Rappin' Rodney lyrics

I tell you, I'm all right now

But last week I was in rough shape

I don't get a break with nothing

I played hide and seek when I was three

(No respect, no respect)

Why, they wouldn't even look for me

(No respect, no respect)

I was an ugly kid, I never had fun

(No respect, no respect)

They took me to a dog show and I won

(No respect, no respect)

When I was born, I brought no joy

(No respect, no respect)

My old man said he wanted a boy

(No respect, no respect)

I was an ugly kid, always alone

(No respect, no respect)

Halloween, I had to

Trick or treat over the phone

(No respect, no respect)

Friends don't call

My phone don't ring

I don't get a break with anything

(What's the matter, Rodney)

Ah, death, where is thy sting

(CHORUS):

It's just rapping Rodney

Ain't that your type, no, no

Rapping Rodney, get out of sight

It's just rapping Rodney

Make no mistake

Poor old rapping Rodney

Can't get a break

I'm getting old, it's hard to face

(No respect, no respect)

During sex, I lose my place

(No respect, no respect)

Steak and sex, my favorite pair

(No respect, no respect)

I have em both the same way, very rare

(No respect, no respect)

I know I'm old, I could go any minute

(No respect, no respect)

I got a kidney shaped pool with a stone in it

(No respect, no respect)

Doctor Vinnie Boombatz

That's another one

(No respect, no respect)

I said I wanted to stop aging

He gave me a gun

(No respect, no respect)

I told him I got water on the knee

He gave me a sponge and raised his fee

(What's the matter, Rodney)Rodney Dangerfield - Rappin' Rodney - http://motolyrics.com/rodney-dangerfield/rappin-rodney-lyrics.html

Ah, It ain't easy being me

(CHORUS)

Ah, give me a break

Play something from the forties

Now what kind of music is this

How bout Stardust

Hey, what are you doing

That's not Stardust

Listen to this, will you

I mean, where are the flutes

What a band

Hey, don't quit your day jobs

Look at this

The drummer carries the melody

Hey, tell the bass player

I like his instrument

Hey, boys, keep it going

Lay it on me

I'm in the groove

Nothing goes right, I just can't fight it

(No respect, no respect)

Eastern Airlines thanked me for flying United

(No respect, no respect)

I got some money, what did I do

(No respect, no respect)

I bought some quicksand

The deal fell through

(No respect, no respect)

My car broke down, I called Triple A

(No respect, no respect)

They left the car and towed me away

(No respect, no respect)

I can't take it no more

I'm getting too old

(No respect, no respect)

I called suicide prevention

They put me on hold

(No respect, no respect)

Winter, summer, spring, and fall

I'm always up against the wall

(What's the matter, Rodney)

Ah, I don't get no respect at all

(CHORUS)

It's getting worse, it's caving in

The happiness I can't take it no more

It's all over

Hey, where are my kids

Somebody, help me

Hey, bartender

Hey, who's that guy with my daughter

Where's my wallet

How do I get out of here

Stop that dancing

Write a comment

What do you think about song "Rappin' Rodney"? Let us know in the comments below!

Recommended songs