- Votes:
 
Roger Joseph Manning, Jr. - Turnstile At Heaven's Gate lyrics
This Is Your Life, with special guests; give it to me straight
 You never learn, back down you go with all the other apes
 Now hold tight
 Stay focused on that point of light
 And just like learning to ride a bike
 Then suddenly it occurs to me I just might be spinning
 Around and 'round at the turnstile at Heaven's Gate
 Where I'm stuck in a tug-o-war for my soul and there's no escape
 Foolish game I refuse to play
 Here's the tale of the Karmic
 Castaway! 
 Shore leave at last
 Oh, what a war
 This guy could use a break
 Hey, not so fast
 Your country calls
 There must be some mistake
 Now breathe slow, sit back and relax and just let it flow
 But hold on, I never cast my vote
 And suddenly it's all clear to me that I just keep spinning
 Around and 'round at the turnstile at Heaven's Gate
 It's as though I'm a refugee from the heart of our Milky Way
 Guinea pig for your passion play
 Spend my days as the Karmic
 Castaway! 
 Oooh
 Ascended Masters claim
 Seven levels to attain self realization
 Save an over dose of cosmic rays
 [Which] realigns your DNARoger Joseph Manning, Jr. - Turnstile At Heaven's Gate - http://motolyrics.com/roger-joseph-manning-jr/turnstile-at-heavens-gate-lyrics.html
 And forces early graduation
 (It's graduation time)
 But to my western mind
 It just seems so asinine
 Now, you could find yourself going 'round not a hundred, a thousand
 But a million lifetimes
 "Ok, now here's a big surprise, Jim.
 Looks like [the] coach is sending down this season's underdog, number five twenty-seven sixty-six.
 Now this guy's coming off one hell of a losing streak  you couldn't ask for a more perfect example of the old adage
 "if at first you don't succeed..."
 Because it's preordained
 But before you all get too carried away
 My higher self has a point to make
 This whole damn thing's rather inhumane
 Won't you please stop spinning me
Spinning 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round...
 And 'round and 'round at the turnstile at Heaven's Gate
 Nothing more than your eyes and ears, 
 Volunteer in an altered state
 Catch a comet, now don't be late
 Got a voice but don't have a say
 Karmic debt's such a bitch to pay
 So prepare for the Karmic
 Castaway! 
Don't want to play this game
Another Groundhog Day
It's more fun that way...












