I'm A Korean Lyrics

(rucka-rucka ali. a-a-a-a-a-ali)
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
banana phone
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
banana phone
i'm a korean
oh hello remember me?
(i'm a korean)
my name is DJ Not Nice
(i'm a korean)
you might remember me from my last record-ching chang chong
(i'm a korean)
you made me very rich
now i roll in american money

I'm a korean
and i like my chinese food cooked right, cause they're not giving me the good rice
and the dyke giving me my food looks like a lesbian
i don't like how my beef pork looks like and the last time i eat your food i
got the rice chicken beef tofu now i poop while i'm peeing
(tee-hee)
and you might not believe i could fight
i'm a white belt but i have two stripes
i don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white europeans
(tee-hee)
i would like to just drink my bud light
maybe bomb a couple things in hawaii
and blow up the countries i don't like cause i'm a korean

i'm not that nice (uh-uh)
i build a bomb (yeah)
then pick a country (you)
and blow it up (boom)
i work for NASA (cool)
we look a stars (wow
you know Apollo
that movie is...good

i talk like ching chang chong
why do you drop on me so much napalm
i've been trained to kill with my tai kwon do
and my whole continent is a dry cleaning store (b-b-b-bonzai)

i like to play magic cards
you heard of china i was in
charge
of chinatown, in vietnam
i'm still around, you can come through to play
when i play poker i just throw all my chips in
hello, i'm yellow, just like homer simpson
i smoke coke it's fun
you think i'm joking man
i made a lot of money from pokemon

i'm a korean
(tee-hee) Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm A Korean - http://motolyrics.com/rucka-rucka-ali/im-a-korean-lyrics.html
i think Micheal Jackson's a good guy

I don't mind if he sleeps with youngs guys
cause in my country we can touch young guys
on their penis
(tee-hee)
and my wife is thirteen and cooks my
maccaroni and cheese so good i
got her out on the streets for a good good price
(ten years ago)

i'm not gonna lie (uh-uh)
i like it rough (uh-huh)
hillary cliton, let's get it
on
i have a missile (uh-huh)
it's very small (so small)
it's in my pants (hehe)
i can't get it up (aww)
i bomb new york (oops)
better luck (next time)
you heard of london (uh huh)
not anymore (aww)
i bomb iran (yeah)
oops that's japan (not again)
i made a goof
now i gotta start again
i roll the world up in a ball like katamari
if i bomb your crib yep sorry
i'm a ninja warrior
i went harvard
i bombed pearl harbor
i want the whole world to know that i'm powerful
(i have a small penis)

everyone to the floor we are gonna die-e-e-e
put your head between your legs and say konichiwa-a-a-a
death to all, fuck the world, cause i like to tupac-c-c-c-c
now the world must stop-p-p-p-p
cause of my small cock-k-k-k-k

one day you'll say why is everybody dead
why didn't we just do what Kim Jong ll said
now we all are slaves
monkeys rule the place
it's planet of the apes (oh okay)

i'm a korean
(tee-hee)
and i'm not gonna beef with suge knight
because i think that if he heard my
my tupac parody he'd find me and tell me
I'm stealing
(hurry up and take a picture of me dangling from the balcony)
and i like my chinese food cooked right