Questionnaire Lyrics

Hey mister man in the street - excuse me

Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh yeah...

Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want

I'm just a questionnaire...

Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo

Do you think it's Crunchy, Half-Cruncy, or Not Crunchy at all?

Put a tick in the appropriate box - there's nothing to it...

Yes/No/Don't Know - I Don't Care

I'm only a Questionnaire, only a Questionnaire...

Please mister man in the street - believe me

I'm only doing my job and I need to know

everything about you, take it easy, all you gotta do
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Is answer 'yes' or 'no'...

Tell me what think about the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Do you think there's one True God, a False God, or No God at all?

Put a tick in the appropriate box - there's nothing to it...

Yes/No/Don't Know - I Don't Care

I'm only a Questionnaire...

Yes/No/Don't Know - I Don't Care

I'm only a Questionnaire, only a Questionnaire...

..Now can you

Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun?

Do you think it's Crazy, Half Crazy, or Not Crazy at all?

Put a tick in the appropriate box