Duke Duvet Lyrics

[intro sample on you're in a bad way version:]
Where is your respirator?
Nicked.
Hm?
Captain - kiss tell.
What?

[the song is an instrumental]Saint Etienne - Duke Duvet - http://motolyrics.com/saint-etienne/duke-duvet-lyrics.html

[outro sample on you're in a bad way version:]
Each year at this time, five-and-twenty past two,
I'm peculiarly partial to a drop of traditional spong-bake.
purchase or hire thirty-eight ripe spongs.
wheel them home, and shoot them.
then simply bake them, and eat them once. the end.