Wonderland Lyrics

Welcome to Wonderland
Come and have a lovely poo
Play with the flowers and the puffy clouds
And punch a gnome or two

Then the big bad molestor
Paedophilia
Championa comes and gives you up the bum

Then you go back to Wonderland
And your mummy asks you why you're holding your bum
You say it was the rough slippery dip
But you know it was the old man's thumb

Then you remember the thoughts
Taunts
Championa, and you crySammy Kershaw - Wonderland - http://motolyrics.com/sammy-kershaw/wonderland-lyrics.html

Where's my mummy?
Where's my daddy?
Where's my candy?
Old man

I want my mummy
I want my daddy
I want my candy
Old man,
Old man!

Then you remember how wonderful it felt
Your first sexual experience
And now that its over, you have to be upset
For you have to wait another thirteen years