Give the Jew Girl Toys Lyrics

I hate to say this Santa
But you're acting like a dick
You should give presents to everyone that's good
And not just to your personal click

If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
I'll let you be my boyfriend
All bearded, fat and horny
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

What does Jesus have to do with you
You've got as much to do with Jesus
As you do with Scooby doo
What do you have to do with Jesus
You have as much to do with him
As you do your mother's penis
Oh yeah

So I don't think he's the son of God
I think he was still a nice boySarah Silverman - Give the Jew Girl Toys - http://motolyrics.com/sarah-silverman/give-the-jew-girl-toys-lyrics.html
If you ask yourself what would Jesus do
He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"
Give the Jew girl toys
Give the Jew girl toys

Don't be a doosh
What would Jesus do
He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"

You made a list and I checked it twice
And there is nobody named Silverman or Moskowitz or Weiss
You have a list, well, Schindler did too
Liam Neeson played him - Tim Allen played you!

Give the jew girl toys

Don't be a doosh
What would Jesus do
He'd say: "Give the jew girl toys!"
Give the jew girl toys