Dear California Lyrics

Today I woke cold and alone

On the wrong side of the couch

I disconnect the telephone

So no one can call me out

On the mistake I always make

When I have the chance to go

Far away from icy lakes

Chapped lips and frozen toes

I don't hate you

I'm just wondering

Why God made you like this

You're the only one who sees the sun

Tell me is it wrong

If I think it'd be terrific

If the waves of the Pacific

Would swallow you whole today?

Another song

About the joys of California

Maybe this one will finally warn you

To stay away

Some bet I'm jealous and afraid

Of what I'll find in you

But I'll put down everything I'm paid

To prove that isn't true

So, let's shake hands

Because I can't be more

Broke than I already am

But I could end up poor too

I don't hate you

I'm just wondering

Why God made you like this

You're the only one who sees the sun
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Tell me is it wrong

If I think it'd be terrific

If the waves of the Pacific

Would swallow you whole today?

Another song

About the joys of California

Maybe this one will finally warn you

To stay away

Today I woke cold and alone

On the wrong side of the couch

I reconnect the telephone

So I can call and brag about

How I traded my plane ticket in

For a winter coat or two

Rather be layered with my kin

Than be naked and alone with you

I don't hate you

I'm just wondering

Why God made you like this

You're the only one who sees the sun

Tell me is it wrong

If I think it'd be terrific

If the waves of the Pacific

Would swallow you whole today?

Another song

About the joys of California

Maybe this one will finally warn you

To stay away

Dear California

Dear California

Dear California

I'm just writing to inform you