The One Feather Tail Of Miss Gertrude Mcfuzz Lyrics

Gertrude:
**Doodoo...doodoo...doodoo...do do do do do**

There once was a girl bird
Named Gertrude McFuzz
And she had the smallest
Plain tail ever was.
One **droopy droop** feather
That's all that she had
And, oh, that one feather
Made Gertrude so sad.
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She curled it, she dyed it,
She gave it a puff
She decked it with flowers
But it wasn't enough

For no matter what
It just was what it was
A tail that simply wasn't meant
To catch the eye of an elephant
The one-feater tail of
Miss Gertrude McFuzz.