The M Who Came To Dinner Lyrics

Man (standing near a doorway): I've invited a friend
over to have a little dinner.

(A capital M enters and gazes into the room.
We see a long table loaded with all kinds of food and drink.)

M: Mmm! Mmmmmm, mmmmmm!

Man: Go ahead. Dig right in. Make yourself at home.

M (who is already on the table): Mmmm,
marvelous! Mmmm, meat! (Gulps down the whole slab and
drinks a full glass of wine.
) Mmmm, marshmallows! (Tosses them down,
one after the other.) Mmmm,
munch! (Eats up something I never could identify.
) Mmmmmmm! Mmmm, mmmmm! Magnificent!
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(Man is staring openmouthed as M devours one thing after another.)

M: Mmmmm, milk! (Downs a whole glassful.
) Mmmmm, melon! (Gobbles it up and keeps noshing down
until every dish is empty.) Mmmmm, mmmm, mmmmm!

Man: I say, you're just about the greediest,
rudest letter I ever saw! You ate up everything!

M: Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmmmm! (Hops down from table.)

Man: I'm telling you, never invite an M over to your
house for dinner! (M rubs against his ankles,
but he walks offscreen.) No,
don't try to make up with me.
Next time, I'll invite a .
.. a J, or a polite Q. But not another M!
(M starts munching until nothing is left on the screen, leaving it dark.)