Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine Lyrics

Do people have a tendency to dump on you

Does your group have more cavities than theirs

Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you

Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs

Well there's no need to complain

We'll eliminate your pain

We can neutralize your brain

You'll feel just fine

Now

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine

Do figures of authority just shoot you down

Is life within the business world a drag

Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around

To find yourself a more productive bag

Are you worried and distressed

Can't seem to get no rest
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Now.

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You better hurry up and order one

Our limited supply is very nearly gone

Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate

Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball

Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late

Are you looking for a way to chuck it all

We can end your daily strife

At a reasonable price

You've seen it advertised in Life

You'll feel just fine

Now

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine