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Simpsons - Redman Freestyle lyrics
[Method Man on a phone]
 "Ayyo, this is Meth, a-k-a Johnny Blaze
 Word up and this is second out the Drunken Master
 Yeah, I'm fucked up right now- What?!"
 [Drunken Master (Redman)]
 "Ayyo, we gon' swing it to the Jersey side, you-know-what-I-mean?
 Drunkenstyle '99, Drunken Master up in here ridin' for you and your's,
 you-know-what-I'm-sayin'? I got my man Redman up in here
 and he about to do his thing on the freestyle shit, word up"
 ("Ohhhhh, I'm in this thing like this")
 "So Reggie Noble, get in and do your thing,
 get in where you fit in
 Set it off like thiiiiiis"
 ("Ohhhhh.")
 [Redman]
 I'ma start it like this: niggas ride dick
 Come to the D-Town, shit sick
 Slap a bitch across her face
 Who 'dat comin' through? Erase the taste out 'cha mouth
 then I hide out down South
 Tell my Grandma I need a glock out
 She be like, 'Son, what you on the run for?'
 It's the Funk Doc comin' through wit' Resevoir
 Dogs type of material- Veinarial
 Disease, squeeze on these weak-ass M.C.'s
 Why ya bitch sweatin' me, Rock The Bells,
 I battle yo' ass 'til her feet is out like Chanels
 And we could go on for days
 Whose 'dat nigga runnin' like roaches, spray the Raid
 Wit' my niggas in the D, rollin' up the Gands
 Anybody wanna test Doc, put up ya hands
 Pull out a nine, bust ya mind
 When I click, my toungue click like synchronized nines
 And I rob ya town and I get down
 Pull out the four-pound, br-br-br-br-br-brown
 Yes, y'all- Grab my balls
 Y'all mothafuckas vacade your college dorm halls
 and I stand still, kill at will
 Whose that nigga peelin' back bananna peels, cocked back.
 The dirty rat on the street
 All you weak M.C.'s don't wanna test me, want beef?!
 Yes, y'all- And I bring it on back
 like O.D.B., Bring It On Back!
 [Drunken Master]
 Uh. Yo, yo.
 Up in the sky, playa, who could it be?
 Drunken Master, creepin' through the 3-1-3
 My nigga Reggie Noble, yo, he got my back
 We layin' niggas flat and blazin' up back-to-back
 sacks and when I come through mashin' and dumpin',
 niggas be like 'That's Dre The Drunken... ("Drunken Master")
 ...Master' 'Bout to blast you wit' the four-pound
 Lay you down and escape through the UndergroundSimpsons - Redman Freestyle - http://motolyrics.com/simpsons/redman-freestyle-lyrics.html
 Blurry like the fog, ridin' wit' my dog
 Drunken Mast choke you out like L-A smog
 Comin' though with that '99 freestyle
 Me and Funk Doc mashin' down 7 Mile
 Drunkenstyle '99, nigga- Hell yeah
 Wha-wha-what?!
 [Redman (Drunken Master)]
 Drunkenstyle '99,
 Drunken Master
 Illin' comin' down and I fuck a bitch faster
 Word is bond, no jokin'
 Everything I be tokin' and smokin'
 is out of this world and I take your
 girl, rob her for her Shirling coat and dope
 Never sniff coke but I'm broke
 Got a little change in my pocket wit' a rope ("Where's it at?")
 around my neck wit' a medallion hangin'
 I'm on the bitch' big ass, twelve bangin'
 like... I flip my styles like dyke
 and rob a white boy for Bajha Bike
 I'm trife and your wife like it
 If you throw the football, I'ma spike it
 down in your mouth and I pull the glock out
 like... and that's hype
 That type... 'll slap ya ass
 Who 'dat, pull out the gun and clap ya ass?!
 Just because I rap, I'm not a sucka
 Grab the mic like Hulk Hogan, 'Well, ya know Brother?!'
 What's this? Comin' down,
 Funk Doc rob the ice off your wrist
 and tell you, smell you
 While I locked down, I'm crazy. Locked down in Bellview
 That's in New York, M.C.'s feel me
 Jersey representin', come hittin'
 like you saw Tupac wit' two glocks
 Pull out two guns and I bust it on two cops
 and I ask who da best
 If you don't like me, I put thirty-eight more slugs in your chest
 Wit' my man Drunken Masta
 Take over this town, run it out of sound
 Give a fuck ("Shut it down")
 And I start spittin' darts out the tongue, niggas duck!
 Peace to my man Jigga-J,
 my man DMX. What 'cha say?
 My man Meth-Tical, Def jam style
 If you don't like Doc...
[End is carried into "My City"]
 ...you can kiss my ass!
 You can kiss my ass!
 Yo, you can kiss my ass!
 Yo, yo, yo- it don't stop
 Yo, it don't quit








