Help! There's A Con Artist Under My Bed! Lyrics

I have beliefs that I only call out when it's convenient for me.
It seems like I change my mind more than my clothes.
And my ideas can be just as pungent.
But I don't want to turn this record into a laundry mat.
I just want to know

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Is it possible to trade in a silver tongue for a heart of gold?
Does anything ever really work out?

I have regrets that I only express when it can make me look best.
Half the day spent wondering where I went wrong.
The other half wondering where I went so right to have this many great things in my life. Small Towns Burn A Little Slower - Help! There's A Con Artist Under My Bed! - http://motolyrics.com/small-towns-burn-a-little-slower/help-theres-a-con-artist-under-my-bed-lyrics.html
I just want to know.

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It's funny the problems that I have the most have no cause to the effect.
And I can't figure out the reason I'm breathing.
It's funny the problems that I had the most had no cause to the effect.
I finally figured out the reason I'm breathing.

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I want you to know.
It is possible to trade in a silver tongue for a heart of gold.