I Never Met A Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl (feat. Megan Hi Lyrics

Ivy as Marilyn:
When you are born with sex appeal
In the forest called Hollywood,
You'll find more wolves at your backdoor
Than that Little Red Riding Hood.

Now she and her little old Gramma
Could've learned from the men I've dated,
That a wolf can be quite a devotee
Once he's domesticated!

Here's a lesson
They should teach in school,
When a girl gets curvy,
And the boys all drool,
If math and science
Just ain't your style,
Just give that teacher
A wink and a smile,
For a passing grade-
You won't have to wait,
And you can thank him later
When you graduate.

'Cause I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!
No, I never met a man
Who wasn't on the prowl.

If a nice diploma
You wanna get,
Well, then, make that teacher
The student's pet.

Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!

You never know
Where a wolf might crouch,
But his natural habitat's
The casting couch-
So take lots of pictures
Of the wildlife,
To tell the wolf
You could share with his wife.
The Hunter gets captured
By the game,
Then Leo the Lion
Will be roaring your name!

Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!
No, I never met a man
Who wasn't on the prowl.
If your face and figure
Are whistle bait,
Then, honey,
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To the studio gate!

Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!

Chorus:
The three little piggies
Sure had it wrong,
When the wolf came-a-knockin'
With that old song.

Marilyn:
He was huffin' and puffin' sayin'
"Marilyn, I gotcha!"
I say "Come on in!"
And I put on Sinatra.

Oh, Frankie!

A wealthy wolf likes to buy his toys,
But he really is just one of the boys.
If you've got something for which he's cravin',
It sure is good that he's been savin'.
Be a fan, give his cheek a peck,
But get his autograph on a cashier's check.

Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!
No, I never met a man
Who wasn't on the prowl.

Even if that wolf's just a grey old goat

Joe:
What?!

Marilyn:
He still will make a nice fur coat.
Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!
Go, baby, go!

Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!
No, I never met a man
Who wasn't on the prowl.

This wolf looks like he's ready to dine.

Lyle:
Tell me, where can I sign
On the dotted line?

Marilyn:
Yeah, I never met a wolf
Who didn't love to howl!
Oh, yeah!