Train Him Lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)

Last week, we had fought the Federation
Then we had to run the blockade.
We had, to land outside Mos Espa
where it's 98 degrees in the shade.
I went in there, to get us some shopping but
Republic Credits meant we were sunk
then I, discovered something odd
it was a kid who made a pod out of junk

His midichlorian count's amazing
exactly like the grains of sand

CHORUS:

I'm giving you Anakin
You'll be training him now instead.
I loved him just like a son
He's the chosen one- but I'm dead!

If you, put two and two together
then you're smarter than the council has beenSong Parodies - Train Him - http://motolyrics.com/song-parodies/train-him-lyrics.html
The kid's, most peculiar feature is
He's nine and got the hots for the Queen.
And now that I've been Mauled so badly
I really hope you'll understand

I'm giving you Anakin
You'll be training him now instead.
I loved him just like a son
He's the chosen one- but I'm dead!

And now that I've been Mauled so badly
I hope you'll understand...

I'm giving you Anakin
He'll be wearing long braided hair.
I'm telling you, Obi-Wan
He's your padawan, in your care

I'm giving you Anakin
You'll be training him now instead.
I loved him just like a son
He's the chosen one- but I'm dead