Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom's A Bitch Lyrics

Welllll!!!! Kyle's Mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Kyle: Shut your f**king mouth, Cartman!

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super king kameha-meha biatch!

Come on, you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch, oh!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit somethin' like this:South Park - Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom's A Bitch - http://motolyrics.com/south-park/eric-cartman-kyles-moms-a-bitch-lyrics.html

(Translations in Japanese, French, Dutch and African.)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

(Kyle's mom comes behind Cartman.)

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.

I Really mean it, Kyle's mom...
She's a big fat fucking biiitch.

Big old fat fuckin' bitch - Kyle's mom.. yeahhh! Cha!

(Kids stare)

- What?

Cartman: (Turns round) Oh, f**k!!