Blame Canada Lyrics

HEILA:
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse,
They won't obey the parents
They just want to fart and curse! SHARON:
Should we blame the government? LIANE:
Or blame society? STUART/GERALD/RANDY:
Or should we blame the images on TV? SHEILA:
No, blame Canada! EVERYONE:
Blame Canada! SHEILA:
With all their beady little eyes,
And flapping heads so full of lies. EVERYONE:
Blame Canada! Blame Canada! SHEILA:
We need to form a full assault EVERYONE:
It's Canada's fault! SHARON:
Don't blame me for my son Stan,
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan! LIANE:
And my boy Eric, once, had my picture on his shelf,
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself. SHEILA:
Well, blame Canada! EVERYONE:
Blame Canada! SHEILA:Southpark - Blame Canada - http://motolyrics.com/southpark/blame-canada-lyrics.html
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along EVERYONE:
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! COPY SHOP EMPLOYEE:
They're not even a real country anyway. CAROL:
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue. EVERYONE:
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? SHEILA:
Heck, no! EVERYONE:
Blame Canada! Blame Canada! SHEILA:
With all their hockey hullabaloo. LIANE:
And that bitch Anne Murray, too. EVERYONE:
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada for...
The smut we must cut,
The trash we must bash,
The laughter and fun must all be undone,
We must blame them and cause a fuss,
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!