Mitch Hedberg Pt. 4 Lyrics

I used to do drugs, I still do but I used to toot
I used to have really long hair and people thought I was high on stage
Because people associate long hair with drug use
I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use
Like an extreme longing for cakeSRH - Mitch Hedberg Pt. 4 - http://motolyrics.com/srh/mitch-hedberg-pt-4-lyrics.html
And that's strange, as I see a longhaired guy I say "That fucker eats cake!"
He is on bun cake
Mothers saying to their daughters don't bring the cake eater over here anymore
He smell like flour
Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approachin?