- Votes:
 - Composers:
 - Jerry Edmonton
 - John Kay
 - John Goldy
 - Kent Henry
 
- Genres:
 - Acoustic
 
- Tags:
 - abortion humor
 - comedy
 - horrendously offensive
 - wrong but funny
 
- See also:
 
Stephen Lynch - For The Ladies lyrics
{Spoken} 
This for all the ladies... 
Ya might wanna save those "woo"s 
{Sung} 
I kissed you on the cheek 
Good night my love I say 
You turned to me and smile 
A babys on the way. 
And then you drift asleep 
To dream of life anew 
And I lie wondering 
Just what I should do Stephen Lynch - For The Ladies - http://motolyrics.com/stephen-lynch/for-the-ladies-lyrics.html
I could kick you in the stomach 
And catch you unawares 
I could swear to God you accidently 
Fell that flight of stairs 
When I tell you that I love you 
I will look you in the eye 
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh. 
{Spoken} 
I'm so sorry! 
I can't believe I just said that!













