Half A Man Lyrics

All my days

I live with my disgrace

Im afraid to show my face

Or at least take off my underwear

See I was born

Like a half way neutered pet

I dont have a matching set

Its a part of me

That just aint there

Please, dont stare

Well Im a gambling man with out two dice

Im like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice

Oh to have two testis would be so nice

But Im half a man

Yeah, Im half a man

Wanna die

end it all, just call it quits

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And at baseball games I feel so dumb

When I hear ball one?

Oh, my God

How could you have been so cruel

To give me one family jewel

And the one thats there must feel so sad

Hes a lonely man

Well Im a marathon runner with just one leg

Im a fallopian tube with just one egg

Oh, I want another testi

Do I have to beg?

Im half a man

Well Im a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum

And Im a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb

And Im a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum

Im just half a man

Yeah, Im half a man