Choader Boy Lyrics

Let's go!
So you found someone new,
Someone who doesn't eat glue.
He's got a snake in his pants,
And does that dumb dry-hump dance.
He's got a really nice car,
And spends his life at the bar.
He's got a Chi Phi tattoo,
So tell me, what's wrong with you?
You say that he's a smart guy,
But he can't even read.
You say that he likes music,
But he listens to Creed.
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I'll tell you what's wrong with me too.
I'll tell you everything about me.
I can see right through you,
I can see right through your new boy too,
You know that you can't live without me.
There's someone new in your life,
But I don't think that he's bright.
He thinks the sasquatch exists,
One time he drank his own piss.
So you can say your happy now
That you've gone and dumped me,
I think I'll sorely be missed,
He looks like a date rapist.